Greedy Guest polo shirt

Greedy Guest polo shirt

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This unit has been updated to reflect its current status within the Zip & Zap character universe. All marketing-driven language has been purged to align with the FeneLuis Archive clinical standards.

TECHNICAL DATA SHEET: ZIP & ZAP CHARACTER POLO
STATUS: ARCHIVED / CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR ACQUISITION

MATERIAL & TEXTURE DATA

Composition: 100% Combed ring-spun cotton; optimized for high-durability epidermal contact.

Variant (Grey Melange): 85% Cotton, 15% Viscose blend.

Fabric Weight: 6.2 oz./yd.² (210 g/m²) — Heavyweight cotton specification for structural longevity.

Texture: Thick and soft fabric face engineered for sustained operational comfort.

STRUCTURAL SPECIFICATIONS

Fit: Classic silhouette; provides ergonomic freedom of movement in both technical and daily environments.

Collar System: Ribbed collar with a tone-on-tone 3-button placket for a monochromatic clinical aesthetic.

Hem Architecture: Straight hem equipped with side slits for increased mobility.

Maintenance: Spare button included on the inside seam to facilitate long-term repairability.

ARCHIVAL NOTES

Operational Status: This item is currently Out of Rotation. It remains in the archive for historical and character-universe reference only.

Reasoning: In accordance with the FeneLuis manifesto, production is halted to prevent over-saturation and uphold the principle that every unnecessary purchase is an injustice to global resources.

Acquisition Note: This unit is preserved for its archaeological and storytelling value within the brand's evolution.

SUPPLY CHAIN & COMPLIANCE

Origin: Blank product sourced from Bangladesh.

Safety Standards: Meets the EU REACH requirements for chemical safety.

Age Classification: For adults.

EU Warranty: 2 years.

ARCHIVE STATEMENT

Feneluis is against fast consumption and popular culture. Every unnecessary purchase is an injustice to every living being on Earth and causes poverty. This polo is a part of the proprietary "Zip & Zap" character universe; though currently unavailable for purchase, it remains a vital artifact of the FeneLuis storytelling archive.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Ayfer DOGAN and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr [!at] sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Altinordu,965 Street, No: 13 Izmir,Turkey or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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